bihet-dragonize:

Speaking of Kristen Stewart…..I would love to not see her on my dash. Like I get that she’s got a girlfriend and she’s white so that means all you white gays are obsessed with her because y'all have No Taste Whatsoever, but she def defended working in a Woody Allen film as if he ain’t a whole ass pedophile. Like I need y'all to actually have morals and uuuhhhh stop putting pedophile apologists, transmisogynists, racists, and actual factual pedos on my fucking dashboard just cuz they happened to be ~gay uwu~

mijo:

all block, do not disturb, mute and blacklist features across all media and devices are so sexy if I had to choose any kink it would be restricting a person’s presence in my life

mocking-bored:

literally no one:

me: i👆got the horses 🐎 in the back ⛺️ horse tack is attached 😤 hat 👒 is matte 👉 black 🎩 got the boots 🥾 that’s black to match 👯‍♀️ ridin’ on a horse 💯🐎 you can whip 🚗 your porche 🚘 i been in the valley🌱🏞 you ain’t been up off that porch🏡

moonlandingwasfaked:

watchforrollingrocksptfiveapress:

diagnosed with terminal boot licking addiction

stingywithmycootiecat:

uhamandaplease:

coochieneck:

your shorty waiting to be introduced to the girl who just hugged you

LMFAO

😂😂😂😂

petermaximoff:

bruce: if i kill the joker ill be just as bad as him :(

jason:

learnandletgo:

you’re going to meet someone who’s sun rises and sets for you… wait for it

alizetti:

shoutshaniax:

Are you gonna slap me while we’re fucking ???

If not keep it pushing

leafgreen6:

peteseeger: